What's In A Name?

I got bored at work today and saw something similar to this. The first one really made me laugh, so I just had to complete it and share with you.

Q1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
Karen needs a lobotomy fund.

Q2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
Karen looks like the kid from the Campbell's soup commercial. Or a modest Jewish milkmaid. I can't decide which is better.

Q3: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
Karen says, "tread lightly."

Q4: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
Karen wants a "friendlier" injection.

Q5:Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
Karen does a design job on her own. Or sensation.

Q6: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
Karen hates shopping carts. Karen hates coming home to the darkness. That's a lie - I love the dark.

Q7: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
Karen asks LoveLab what would make a man want to take care of a woman.

Q8: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
Karen the word "hussy".

Q9: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
Karen eats the grass.

Q10: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.
Karen wears the red shoes.

Q11: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.
Karen was arrested for a drug law offense. Not a lot apparently; only 10 results.

Q12: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.
Karen loves Kenny. This one came up with DIRTY results.

In Which I Am Vain

I have this strange idea in my head. I always think about it when the scenario below happens, but I can't quite figure out the answer.

Today, I wore flats to work. Again, I don't know why I feel this way, but if it is not deemed a "casual" day at work, I feel incredibly lazy and sloppy if I am wearing flats. I feel like heels add a bit of polish to me - like they complete my "professional look."

Now, I work with women who look totally cute in flats and dress pants. I feel like I look like I just rolled out of bed.

Don't get me wrong, there are some days that I love nothing more than a cute pair of flats, but there is something missing with flats. Maybe it's the swagger (you know the one you get in heels), or maybe it's the idea that my legs look a little better; I don't know. I do know that in my little brain, for my little body, flats do not equal professional.

Is it just me, or do other people feel this way?

Possibly the Funniest Thing I've Seen in a While

I don't know whose idea this was, but it's fantastic!