Friday, February 20, 2009

What's In A Name?

I got bored at work today and saw something similar to this. The first one really made me laugh, so I just had to complete it and share with you.

Q1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
Karen needs a lobotomy fund.

Q2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
Karen looks like the kid from the Campbell's soup commercial. Or a modest Jewish milkmaid. I can't decide which is better.

Q3: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
Karen says, "tread lightly."

Q4: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
Karen wants a "friendlier" injection.

Q5:Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
Karen does a design job on her own. Or sensation.

Q6: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
Karen hates shopping carts. Karen hates coming home to the darkness. That's a lie - I love the dark.

Q7: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
Karen asks LoveLab what would make a man want to take care of a woman.

Q8: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
Karen the word "hussy".
Q9: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
Karen eats the grass.

Q10: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.
Karen wears the red shoes.

Q11: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.
Karen was arrested for a drug law offense. Not a lot apparently; only 10 results.

Q12: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.
Karen loves Kenny. This one came up with DIRTY results.

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