Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Heaven

Today, as I was paying for my Diet Coke and peanut M&Ms, this guy sidled up behind me in line and whispered, "I think I just died and went to heaven."

There's a possibility this could have been a flattering situation. But heaven would have to wait for another day. I turned around and this guy was shirtless with his boxers hanging out of his sagging jeans and buying a 6-pack of Coors.

Too bad. I was really hoping to find love at the 7-Eleven.

3 comments:

Kim said...

With Diet Coke and peanut M&Ms, sounds like you were approaching heaven yourself. Mmmmm!

Cam said...

that's hilarious!

kurt and ash said...

Hahahahaha! This is hilarious Karen! i love it!!!