Disclaimer: Possibly PG-13

Disclaimer: This post may offend. If you do not want to read something that could be construed as PG-13 (or you are one of my parents) ignore this post. I'll have new subject matter in a couple of days I'm sure.

I am done with this latest dry spell. The famine has lasted longer than my liking. It could have ended if it weren't for chapped lips, but well, that's the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. Just had to get that off my chest.

P.S. Twilight is partly to blame. That Edward is way too hot.

One Reason Siblings Are Great

When you walk up to their fridge to look at the wedding announcement of an ex-boyfriend, they tell you you're much prettier than the girl he is marrying (even though you all know it wouldn't have worked out for you two anyway).

Justin Part Two

I finally found a decent link for the "Single Ladies" parody. It's even better than I imagined because it's got Paul Rudd in the clip. Enjoy!

Funny AND Hot

Nuff said.

Radio

I cruised past the oldies station today to get to my iPod station and had to cruise back and listen. What was it on the oldies station? Van Halen!!!! How am I old enough to have been alive when a song now considered an "oldie" was released?

Best Edition Ever

In the checkout line at Wal-Mart tonight, my roommate pointed out People's Sexiest Man Alive Edition. Of course, some of my favorites were in there (like Mr. Craig above). But the best part? Rub and Sniff Sexy Men. That's right! You could rub their chests and smell their favorite scents. My favorite (oddly enough) - Michael Phelps.

 This might be my favorite edition of People's Sexiest Man Alive. Even more than when George was crowned king (sorry, George). What will they think of next?

Rivalry Day

We celebrated a rivalry at work today. You know, Edward vs. Jacob...wait...that's not right. We celebrated THE rivalry. I got into the spirit of things and made "rivalry oreos". Don't they look good? 

As I was making them last night, my roommates were in the living room sounding like they had Tourette's syndrome. Yelling things like "Cotswold" and "Blackbeard" and "Dread Pirate Roberts". It wasn't Tourette's so much as a seemingly intense episode of Jeopardy!

I had tons of frosting left over, so I made another batch tonight. Now, if there were a guy who I thought I wanted to get to know, I might be delivering a plate to him. Alas, there is not, so my roommates and my parents will reap the benefits!