***Disclaimer*** While the topic might seem adult, it was also all in jest. And this whole thing is probably a whole lot funnier to me than it should be, but gosh darnit, I needed the stress relief it provided!
Tonight, as I was walking up the stairs to my room, a strange conversation started. It goes like this:
Roommate: "What is cyber sex anyway?"
Me: "It's like phone sex, but you type instead of talk." (Not that I've experienced this, just that I wasn't born yesterday)
R: "Oh. Well, aren't your hands busy?"
M: (As I fall to the floor laughing) "Really?"
Laughing on my end continues for minutes (this was the stress relief part of my day)!
Next topic:
R: "I'm really embarrassed about my blog post."
Side Note: I always know I'm in for something good when her sentences start out "Oh, it's so embarassing..." because I know she'll tell me anyway and it'll be super funny.
Me (and other roommate): "Don't be embarrassed. It's happened to us, too."
This is the point where we all talked about being kissed "right". Yes, there is a right and a wrong way. And if you don't know if you're doing it right, it's probably wrong.
And that, my friends, is your glimpse into living in a house full of single girls.
4 comments:
I think you've just achieved the ultimate blog post. Thanks for letting everyone know that I don't know what cyber sex is.
This is the kind of post that makes me want to moan . . . in a good way.
And thank you for posting this! Gotta love it! I love the topics that come out of this lovely household!
Oh, and just to be clear, this was a segue from another conversation. I didn't just blurt out "what is cyber sex?"
I don't do stuff like that.
I don't doubt that it was, but the laughing fit I had over this moment erased anything that happened beforehand!!!
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