A Funny

We all know how much I love me some George. But how about Kermit as George as Daniel Ocean? Incredible.

I'll be his Miss Piggy anytime.

Perks of a New Job

I love my life. Here are the reasons why:

• Maximum 10-minute commute
• Gas station within walking distance - Exercise, Vitamin D AND Diet Coke in one neat package
• Super laid back atmosphere - jeans whenever, no strict time to get here, etc.
• The easiest boss to work for
• Low stress
• Some days, when the white noise of CNBC is just enough, I'm here alone, and I don't think I can listen to Jim Cramer yell, I turn on Ellen.

Yes, life is good.

I read this in an article today and thought it was a nice reminder for any relationship I have, regardless of my "status":

"Every annoyance in a relationship is really a two-way street. Partners focus on what they're getting, not on what they're giving. But no matter how frustrating a partner's behavior, your interpretation is the greater part of it. What matters is the meaning you attach to it."

Strange

Sometimes I think I don't pay enough attention to my body. As I was getting ready this morning, I noticed these three sun spots on my leg - IN A STRAIGHT LINE - that I had never noticed before. I have no idea how long they've been there, but there they were, staring me in the face. Isn't that weird?

SPRINGTIME!!!

I walked out of my house this morning to the sounds of lawnmowers and the smell of fresh cut grass. I LOVE SPRING! I know that there's supposed to be crappy weather again this weekend, but today I am relishing the smells and sights and a welcome dose of Vitamin D.

Horoscope

My horoscope today said, "If your recent dreams have been unclear, don't waste any of your brain power freaking out about it."

This is a good thing. Otherwise, I would be freaking out about this incredibly hot guy from my ward coming with me to family dinner after having only spent all of about 30 minutes together. Although, the idea of spending 30 minutes with him doesn't seem so bad...

Look Alike

Today, while in a meeting with a client, he turned to me and said, "You know who you look like? Carolyn Jones." Both my brother and I were clueless, so we looked her up. Morticia from The Addams Family. What do you think? Do I look like her?

Some Days...

...I wonder about things. Things like:

Am I happy enough with myself to be happy with someone else?

Am I pretty?

Am I interesting?

Am I crazy?

Do I have bad dating karma because I tell people my silly dating anecdotes?

Do I reserve judgment for all the wrong things?

Am I too picky?

Should I even be posting my insecurities for you to see?

Roommate Issue

I have an issue with one of my roommates. You see, she has gotten me addicted to something horrible - Lifetime Original Movies. That's right. My guilty pleasure is out there for the world to know. Dumb girl. She has made me want to watch these predictable movies with hot dudes (see below) and silly plotlines. So much so that if the two of us are sitting in front of the TV and there's nothing on, we go to the Lifetime Movie Network (yes, there is one) and see what we can catch. The thing I don't like about this - it makes me totally distrusting! You go through the whole movie waiting for everyone to betray each other and not knowing who is good and bad. It's crazy and madness and I keep going back for more and not understanding why!!! And with this, my rant is done.

P.S. Lifetime has my hunky dreamboat man down to a tee.

Weird Celebrity Crushes

The last couple of posts were too serious. So, for some lighthearted fun, here is something that will make you think I'm really strange. You've seen my normal celebrity crushes, now here are some of the ones that not many people understand.

Do you have any celebrity crushes that people just totally don't understand?

Thank You

The phrase "laid off" sure scared some people, but that was actually the last thing on my mind when I posted the other day. It was honestly such a relief to leave - to the point that I feel like a bit of a different person. I truly feel so blessed right now.

I've already got another job lined up with my brother that I'm really excited/nervous about. I'm mostly nervous because my brother's got such expectations and trust. It's been a while since I've felt that I'm needed and trusted and will be utilized as the assistant I know I can be. But I feel like I'm up to the challenge. Mostly because, along with those expectations, my brother believes in me. And that's one of the best motivators in the world for me.

I have to say thank you. This has been the craziest week in my life. So many things have been going on (even outside of this whole "job" thing), but I believe that when I look back at this week, the one thing I will remember is the outpouring of love and support I have felt. So many people have had such concern and a willingness to help out. It's humbling to know so many people care. I've had calls with job offers, words of advice, offers for dinner, etc. and every time I start to think about all of this show of love, I get choked up (I've become a crier in my old age). So, thank you. Much love from me!

Blessed

I try not to get too sappy on my blog, but if there was any day to be sappy, today would be it.

I got laid off this afternoon. It didn't come as a surprise, but it was a relief. I've known that it would not be an "if" situation, but a "when" situation for months, which has been very draining mentally.

I've gone through several emotions today: relieved, nervous, crazy crying wreck, manic, happy, sad, etc.. However, as I sit here tonight, thinking about everything that's gone on today, the only word that comes to mind is "blessed".

I am so blessed. Blessed to have worked with such good people who taught me so much both personally and professionally. Blessed when those same people have nothing but encouraging things to say and who threaten to hunt me down because I didn't come by their office to say goodbye. Blessed to have such supportive friends and family who will listen to me try to be rational through the tears. Blessed that the Lord has given me a positive attitude that is beyond my understanding. Blessed.

Idiocy Part Deux

Yup. It's another installment of "Karen, are you really that dumb?"

Today I had to pick up lunch for a meeting at my office. I am on a "forced frugality" budget and have been bringing my lunch to work, but I really wanted a fountain Diet Coke. So while I was waiting for the order, I bought a cup, filled it up with refreshing Diet Coke, put the straw in the lid and proceeded to throw not only the straw wrapper, but also my car keys in the garbage can.

So, if anyone tells you about the crazy lady digging through the garbage at Kneader's, you can balk and pretend you have no idea who it is!

Seriously?

This evening, we wanted to watch Chocolat, but it wasn't anywhere to be found ONDemand. But when I searched it, I found this song, called "Chocolate Legs" by Eric Benet.What?!?!?! I couldn't help myself, and since I had the remote, my roommates had to suffer through most of it. I can't believe this man could sing this with a straight face. I found the video, which is below. He talks until it hits about 1:30 and after which you should give it a good minute to get to the chorus where you'll understand what I'm talking about. Seriously?!?!? I laughed so hard I cried.

Idiocy and Minimalism

I'm dumb. Some people say "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." But usually, when it's me, they say, "How dumb can you be? Let me count the ways."

First, yesterday I was putting something away in my filing cabinet and slammed it shut...along with four keys and part of the key ring. I spent five minutes yanking and pushing trying to get it open again so I could close it (the right way). As I was doing this, I pulled on the key ring and sliced my finger. To the point that I couldn't use my index finger from about 3:00pm on yesterday (to the point that I was cussing in my head when it touched anything, even gently). My roommate thinks I might have tetanus. I think it's healing nicely. I can use my index finger with relatively little pain today.

Second, I lose my phone all the time. Like today when I went to lunch between conference sessions. As I got back, I realized I didn't have my phone with me. So I asked my roommate to call it and I heard it vibrating, but couldn't see it. I thought it was the crappy lighting in the garage, so I grabbed a flashlight and was looking under my seat and the passenger seat and in the back seat. As I was doing this, my sweatshirt hit the side of the car and I heard a clunk. My phone was in the pocket of my hoodie. I was a little sheepish walking back in the house.

Now, onto minimalism. I have taken to being a minimalist on Saturdays. What does this mean, you ask? Well. It means I do the least possible in order to feel decent before leaving the house. This pretty much means I put on a little makeup, throw my hair in a ponytail (and a headband to get my bangs out of the way) and usually end up in a uniform consisting of jeans, a hoodie and tennis shoes. I really dress to impress.

Invitation

I received an email today inviting me to join AARP. I don't even know how to respond to that.