Perks of a New Job

I love my life. Here are the reasons why:

• Maximum 10-minute commute
• Gas station within walking distance - Exercise, Vitamin D AND Diet Coke in one neat package
• Super laid back atmosphere - jeans whenever, no strict time to get here, etc.
• The easiest boss to work for
• Low stress
• Some days, when the white noise of CNBC is just enough, I'm here alone, and I don't think I can listen to Jim Cramer yell, I turn on Ellen.

Yes, life is good.