My Brain is a Jukebox

I have a roommate that thinks in movie quotes. People will say things, and it triggers all sorts of movie lines in her head. When people say things to me (or just within my earshot), I think in songs. Say something to me and I can probably sing a line to a song that corresponds. Today, I broke out in "How Deep is Your Love" by the Bee Gees. Whenever my coworker or I say any variation of "meaning a lot", "Girl You Know It's True" by Milli Vanilli is sung/rapped/lip synched. I can't hear anything about "rock" without singing "Rock Steady" or "Rock With You" in my head. Sometimes it's really entertaining to be me. I never know what I'm going to get.

P.S. I was the last person into my bedroom at my house tonight. This almost never happens. Why was I up so late? Because I was finishing a new book I got today. I love not having to work this week!

I Figured It Out!

What did I figure out? An obsession that I am mocked for and don't know how to discuss without sounding non-politically correct. Magically the light bulb turned on while watching television. Click here for a clue and take a guess at my obsession.

A Feel Good Christmas Story

(with someone you might recognize)

Video Courtesy of KSL.com

Dear Other Drivers,

This is my sincere apology for being a nervous nellie while driving in winter storms. If you see my poor dented trunk in the distance and you get closer and closer faster than you though you would, just pass me. You'll hate going 20 miles an hour behind my sad little self while you are in your big 4x4 going along just fine. Don't hate me because I'm neurotic (there are plenty of other things you can hate me for).

Much love,
Me

Why?

Why can't all men adore me the way the man in Turkey can? Even in his broken English, he says more than a man in the states does. However, I might just laugh if somebody actually said mushy things in person.

It's Christmas!!!!

I love Christmas! I love almost everything about it. I love the decorations and the music (except for the Christmas Shoes) and the feeling in the air and giving gifts to others. I could go on and on, but there would be too many "ands" in this post. The day after Thanksgiving, my roommate and I went shopping and decorated the house. I bought my very first Christmas tree! After my failed attempts and putting the ribbon on the tree, I called in reinforcements in the form of my mother. Isn't my tree cute? Because I sure think it is! Check out the other decorations as well. I'm in no way a professional photographer, so I'm not sure that the pictures show you the true beauty of it all.

Friday my roommate is having a cookie decorating party. The only "traditional" thing I need to do is see the lights on temple square and life will be complete.

Emotional Rollercoaster

"This has been the strangest week" - I wish I had a pulpit to say this over.

It's been quite a crazy week as far as emotions go for me and it's only Tuesday. It all started on Sunday night, when I went out on a blind date to the First Presidency Christmas Devotional. I have never come home from a date feeling so horrible about myself. I felt intimidated and inadequate and like I had nothing to offer, so I was beginning to understand why no one would marry me.

This feeling drifted into Monday and a little bit today. But yesterday, as I was driving home, feeling like I was a totally lost cause, I started to think about my mom's request for her Christmas gift this year and I honestly became so overwhelmed with gratitude for my parents that I had to choke back tears. I know you all think you have the greatest parents, but I really do have the greatest parents. Never have I met anyone so caring and open and loving. My parents rock.

Then, today I was still thinking that I'm not worth a whole lot and work wasn't that great, which attributed to my thoughts. But then I came home to great roommates that made my day a little better. And then...I got a phone call. It was a guy on the other end. Apparently my sister had given my number to a friend in her ward to give to his brother in law, who I was now talking to. It turned out to be a pretty good conversation and I have a date with him this weekend!

Anyway, I don't know a whole lot about what is going on and my emotions are all over the place, but this post was mostly because I had to remember the incredible feeling of gratitude for my rocking parents and that not everyone in this world thinks I'm inadequate!!!

How Embarassing

My coworker and I are wearing pretty much the same outfit today. Kiwi green sweater, black pinstripe pants, black heels. We even have the same winter white coat. Crazy.

This Might Make Me Trashy, But...

I really want to see this. I have a special place in my heart for 80s music. Anyone with me?

Question For the Ages

Why is it that some men feel it necessary to be shirtless in their profile picture? Like this is what they look like all the time? Can anyone answer this question?

Can anyone tell I'm bored in my meeting?

Just In Case You Wondered...

I am a stress cleaner. So while my life may not be perfect, my kitchen looks really good!

Disclaimer: Possibly PG-13

Disclaimer: This post may offend. If you do not want to read something that could be construed as PG-13 (or you are one of my parents) ignore this post. I'll have new subject matter in a couple of days I'm sure.

I am done with this latest dry spell. The famine has lasted longer than my liking. It could have ended if it weren't for chapped lips, but well, that's the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. Just had to get that off my chest.

P.S. Twilight is partly to blame. That Edward is way too hot.

One Reason Siblings Are Great

When you walk up to their fridge to look at the wedding announcement of an ex-boyfriend, they tell you you're much prettier than the girl he is marrying (even though you all know it wouldn't have worked out for you two anyway).

Justin Part Two

I finally found a decent link for the "Single Ladies" parody. It's even better than I imagined because it's got Paul Rudd in the clip. Enjoy!

Funny AND Hot

Nuff said.

Radio

I cruised past the oldies station today to get to my iPod station and had to cruise back and listen. What was it on the oldies station? Van Halen!!!! How am I old enough to have been alive when a song now considered an "oldie" was released?

Best Edition Ever

In the checkout line at Wal-Mart tonight, my roommate pointed out People's Sexiest Man Alive Edition. Of course, some of my favorites were in there (like Mr. Craig above). But the best part? Rub and Sniff Sexy Men. That's right! You could rub their chests and smell their favorite scents. My favorite (oddly enough) - Michael Phelps.

 This might be my favorite edition of People's Sexiest Man Alive. Even more than when George was crowned king (sorry, George). What will they think of next?

Rivalry Day

We celebrated a rivalry at work today. You know, Edward vs. Jacob...wait...that's not right. We celebrated THE rivalry. I got into the spirit of things and made "rivalry oreos". Don't they look good? 

As I was making them last night, my roommates were in the living room sounding like they had Tourette's syndrome. Yelling things like "Cotswold" and "Blackbeard" and "Dread Pirate Roberts". It wasn't Tourette's so much as a seemingly intense episode of Jeopardy!

I had tons of frosting left over, so I made another batch tonight. Now, if there were a guy who I thought I wanted to get to know, I might be delivering a plate to him. Alas, there is not, so my roommates and my parents will reap the benefits!

Issues

You know what this closet's problem is?
Not enough hangers.
I hate when this happens. I'm going to have serious issues sharing closet space when I get married.

P.S. I probably could have realized this little problem sooner if I had actually put my laundry away in the past month or so.

A Year Ago Today

One year ago today, I was in Turkey; the second stop on my Mediterranean cruise with my roommate and her sister. This is the thought I had as I was sitting at work today. Below is a picture of me in ancient Ephesus.

This is Devan. Man, he was such a cute kid! To think, had I accepted his proposal, I could be living in Kusadasi selling knock-off clothing. His proposal included the shop above his apartment and a car to drive. We walked past all the neighboring shops while he announced that we were going to mate. And yes, "mate" is the word he used.

Or, I could have stayed with Marcel (or Mustafa, take your pick) who offered nothing but a glass of wine and the opportunity to kiss a foreign man. Alas, their offers were not enough and I came home and back to real life. 

One question that posting these pictures got me asking myself (and I've asked it on other occasions): Why is it that I have no problem when it comes to men I'll never see again (I have almost zero sense of "stranger danger") but the gents I'll see again seem to be way too dangerous to talk to? I honestly don't understand myself most of the time.

Tag, I'm It!

So, my lovely sis, Mel, has tagged me on a couple of things, but the 6th folder/6th photo one is the one I have energy for now. Below is the end result:

This is a fuzzy picture of the one and only Michael Buble at his concert last year. This was such a great experience. If you ever get the opportunity to see him, do so! He is not only an incredible singer, but he's pretty funny too!

If this sounds like something you'd enjoy doing, then you are the person I tag!

Heard in a Meeting Today

My coworker said, "You know, being me in this meeting is a lot like being a hooker in church." What?!?!

I Have a Confession

I love cheesy dance movies. I get totally worked up over them. What is it about the angst of working through your emotions by dancing? Or the fact that dance always triumphs? I just can't help myself! Case in point: someone in my house recorded Center Stage: Turn It Up and I just had to watch it. It's really great. Full of hot dancing and hot makeouts and hot people. Pretty much hot. The greatest thing about it? This guy:

I used to watch this reality show on MTV called Dancelife and he happened to be on that show too. It was really exciting to see him on the big/small screen with his cute Boston accent.

So here's to Center Stage, Save the Last Dance, Step Up, Stomp the Yard, all of their sequels and every other dance movie I've loved before!

A Test

Last night at family dinner, my dating life was discussed for a bit at the beginning. Later on in the evening, I was sitting next to my brother-in-law and he says to me, "No wonder you aren't getting asked out! You look like you're taken with that ring on your finger!" I wear two rings on my left hand and one happens to be on my ring finger.

I was telling my co-worker about this today (while we were sitting at lunch and this dude kept checking us out) and she agrees with my brother-in-law and also thought that the guy may have tried to talk to me if I weren't wearing it. So with this, the ring has been removed from my finger. We'll see if there is a difference in my being approached. I'll keep you posted!

P.S. Family dinner is such a great source of entertainment. Last night, I asked my 8-year old nephew if I could have a hug and he said that he's too old to hug, but offered to either shake my hand or give me a high five. Gotta love it!

Sometimes...

I'm a jerk. I usually don't realize this until after the fact. But I realized it yesterday. I wasn't very nice this weekend. I feel bad about it today. How do you apologize to someone you've been pretty rude to? I hate the way I react sometimes.

If Only This Were True

Today Sucked Rocks.

I would say that 90% of the time, I can do this "on my own" thing on my own. I'm usually really fine with it, probably too fine to actually change anything. Then a day like today comes along. Work was really hard and emotionally taxing and when I came home, all I wanted to do was to curl into someone and forget that the world (or at least the troubles at my job) exists. 

Tomorrow will be another day and I'm sure I'll be back to being fine on my own, but today sucked rocks.

Time

How is it that I was early to work during the first snowstorm of the year, but I can't manage to make it to work on time on the clearest of days?

Civic Duty

This is the first year I've paid close attention to the presidential campaign. I truly appreciate the opportunity to vote this year. Although I have many concerns for the future of our country, I look forward to seeing what President Obama will do and how we, as citizens, can contribute. (Tangent: while I don't necessarily agree with a lot of the things Barack Obama has said, I have always respected the relationship he and his wife appear to have. They seem to be a true team and really love each other.)

I read an interesting article by Thomas L. Friedman today regarding the election and read another that said, "George W. Bush never once - not one time - challenged Americans to do anything hard, let alone great. The next president is not going to have that luxury." I have read a few other articles during the past couple of months regarding the turmoil in the financial markets and this is probably an unpopular thing for me to say (as she steps onto her soapbox) -the issues with our economy, our biggest concern at the moment, are not simply the making of the greed on Wall Street, but the greed of the American people. I work in the financial world. I've seen the difficulties that the market mess has created. I haven't been asked to sacrifice anything in comparison to those who have come before me, perhaps now is the time to do so. (Stepping down from soapbox now)

President Obama and those leaders elected today have difficult years ahead of them, but they have my prayers and support.

Ode to High School English Part II

Why did no one point out my egregious misuse of the word "to/too" in the first paragraph? Obviously I need to go back to English class.

Ode to High School English

While I was watching Titanic with my roommates tonight (total classic), they were trying to figure out how many people died. I remembered this lovely poem I had to write in high school about the Titanic that mentioned how many died and was pretty sure I had it laying around. My roommate loved it so much and thought the rest of the world might love it to. I was such an awesome writer in 1998, this is typed just as it was written. Enjoy!

Titanic

by Karen Spencer

The night was April 14, 1912

The sea was calm and all was well

When all of the sudden I heard a large sound

I went to the deck to see what was around.

I looked to the side and to my surprise

There was a large iceberg, twice the boat's size

We seemed to have it it and I asked around

It looked to some as if we were going down.

I soon went inside to get my coat

When an officer handed me a life jacket and said, "Get off the boat"

The deck was a mess, there was chaos all around

I found my friend and she couldn't make a sound.

Over 1,500 people died that night

To see the boat sink was a terrible fright

The Titanic wasn't unsinkable, as we found out that night

I'm glad I'll never again have to see such a horrible sight.

Happy Halloween!

Halloween is serious business at my office - witness the picture of my "suit and tie" boss below. We don't mess around! Everyone brings their kids and we have a huge potluck.

While my costume is not conducive to working, it is kind of creative. Thanks for your help, Dad!

Here's hoping everyone's had a safe, fun and happy Halloween! Tell me, what's the best costume you've seen this year? I've got to get thinking for next year!

Sneaky!

This morning, I was on the phone with my boss in a pretty heavy conversation. Just a few minutes ago, I heard water dripping in the bathroom and thought to myself, "That's weird, maybe I didn't turn the water all the way off." So I go over to the bathroom and open the door...nope! My roommate was in the shower. She was so sneaky I didn't hear her open and close my bedroom door, close the bathroom door and get in the shower! Oops!

Rockin' House

My house is really rocking at this moment...I've been holed up in my room all night. I think one of my roommates has been in hers as well. I just went downstairs and one of my roommates is on the couch fast asleep. I love it! We sure know how to live it up around here.

On another note, do you think "The Secret" really works? If I want something enough it will happen? Or is it more like the idiom "a watched pot never boils"? Weigh in, because I think I want something to happen...

Success

I read a lot of different things throughout my day. Some interesting, some tedious, some funny. Today, I read something thought-provoking about success. It's in Richard Branson's new book, Business Stripped Bare. In case you don't know who he is, here's a little tidbit on him from this year's Forbes Billionaires Special Report. Now, to the last sentence in his book.

"Successful people aren't in possession of secrets known only to themselves. Don't obsess over people who appear to you to be "winners", but listen instead to the wisdom of people who've led enriching lives - people, for instance, who've found time for friends and family. Be generous in your interpretation of what success looks like. The best and most meaningful lives don't always end happily."

Interesting coming from a guy who was a high school dropout and is now worth billions. Don't construe my posting this to thinking that just because he has billions, I value everything he has to say. I just like to remember that words and ideas sought after like success, beauty, riches, wisdom, etc. can have many meanings and definitions. The most important are not usually those most often used. 

Hopes and Dreams

My roommate and I went shopping tonight and went into Banana Republic where I saw this ensemble on a mannequin. 

When I see men's clothes in the store, I wish I had a man of my own that I could dress up. Kind of like a life-size Ken doll, preferably alive. And interested in me. Is that asking too much?

When I was younger, I really wanted to be a personal shopper, mostly because I'm really good at shopping. Probably to my bank account's detriment. I just really like shopping for other people, especially men. I think it's because, as ZZ Top said, "Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."

So, if you, or any man you know, needs a personal shopper, call me! I'll do it for a nominal fee (like chocolate and Diet Coke).

Facebook Photo Tags

Sometimes, when I see that "friends" have been tagged in photos on Facebook, crazy thoughts come to my mind. Things like, "I can't remember why I was attracted to him." Or "Wow! He's attractive in that picture. Why did I stop seeing him?" Then I think "young and immature" or "leftovers". I don't really think much after that.

Win a Bag from Handbagplanet.com!

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I Wonder What Their Home Life Is Like

This is the thought that kept running through my head at a fireside that Sister Kristen Oaks spoke at (and Elder Dallin H. Oaks made some comments at) tonight.

Sister Oaks spoke at a CES fireside late last year, and I really began to love her then. I love her even more after being in the room with her and feeling her incredible spirit.

First things first, they were running a wee bit late. Why, you ask? Well, because they had gone to Costco before the fireside and Elder Oaks "thought he was being sneaky wearing a hat", but he was found in the detergent aisle and was complaining that he wasn't able to get his hot dog because he got caught. Too funny. 

Sister Oaks had a lot of really great things to say about living the gospel. She recently wrote a book called "A Single Voice", which prompted the invitation to speak to our ward. Here are some of the spiritual highlights of my evening:

• If Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ will always be there for us, then we must always be there for each other.
• She mentioned a talk that Elder Holland gave to the missionaries and mission presidents this past June in which he said, "Missionary work isn't easy because salvation is not a cheap experience. Why would we think it would be easy for us when it was never easy for Him?
• We should treasure feelings of distress during this earthly experience because we are on our way to something celestial.
• "The things I thought were my greatest deficit were actually my greatest strength"

Elder Oaks counseled to keep learning, but to be selective about what we choose to learn. He also stated that when the veil is lifted, we will not be disappointed with what our church has taught us.

Now, to the lighter side, and my question. First of all, Elder Oaks sat back behind the pulpit sometimes shaking his head and laughing at the things Sister Oaks said. Things like, "A good vampire is hard to find", along with mentioning the reason why they were late. When Sister Oaks asked Elder Oaks to come up and say a few words, he first said, "Following you is very different than following a general authority." When she asked if that was a good or a bad thing, he simply said that for the sake of their marriage, he wasn't going to answer the question. He also poked a little fun at all the education Sister Oaks has (she has her PhD) saying, "You know what B.S. stands for, right? Well, M.S. means more of the same and Ph.D. means it's just piled higher & deeper." Can an apostle say things like that over the pulpit? I guess so!

These two seem to really love each other. It's nice to see that side. I sometimes forget that our apostles are human, too. The difference being that they listen to the Lord a little (or a lot) better than I do.

Also, Sister Oaks handed out testimony gloves to everyone who wanted one. Aren't they cute? She takes them with her wherever she travels. She mentioned that in parts of Africa, the children didn't actually receive the gloves because some of the mother are illiterate, but they would still like to teach their children the gospel and use the gloves to do so. Pretty incredible, huh?

Office Debate-Weigh In

There's a debate going on at my office now about when to get married (because one of my co-workers is dating someone seriously and they're both 21). There's a belief that there is "good, better, best" when it comes to choosing a spouse and some people are saying that they're too young to get married. I'm of the camp that it's all about timing. Not necessarily who, but when. What's your thought? Does it matter when someone gets married?

I Might Want This

In my blog searching today, I read something about a parody on the children's book, "Pat the Bunny". The cover of the book is below. I cracked up when I saw it and now I feel like I need to go into a local bookstore to see if they have it! Check out the Amazon description if you're curious for more information.

Truth in Humor

I received this from a co-worker today. Makes you wonder what George Washington and all of the other founders of our country think of our current economic situation. It's too bad we let greed get the better of us.

Debate Night Fun

To make the presidential debates more interesting,  my roommates and I have a little "drinking game" with certain buzzwords (and diet beverages). Tonight, the buzzwords were corruption, golden parachute and Main Street. One of my roommates suggested we go with the hard stuff (Mountain Dew) if "porkbarrel spending" was said. Note to self: you drink diet beverages for a reason-real sugar drinks make you sick.

My roommate thought it might be fun to come up with a debate version of "Mad Libs" because at one point, Mr. Obama seemed to lose a word and didn't complete his sentence. Also, I think Barack learned how to speak "hood" from Chingy - words like "thur" for "there". Since when does "e" make a "u" sound? 

Anyway, I think I'm all hopped up on on Mountain Dew, so if this is a bit discombobulated, my apologies. Hope you all found tonight's debate informative!

Full On Monet

Sometimes I'll look at myself in a mirror from a distance and think, "Wow! I look really hot!" But upon closer inspection, I feel like Amber from Clueless. You know, when Cher asks Christian if he thinks Amber's hot and he says she's a "full on Monet." He goes on to explain that a full on Monet is someone that looks good from far away but is a mess up close.

I had that moment today. Now, my self esteem is not suffering, nor am I looking for pity or compliments, but I just think it's really funny that this is what comes into my head when I'm having a not-so-great looking day. Maybe I watch too many movies. 

Disappointment

Last week, I took a call for one of my bosses from a wholesaler trying to come in and see him next week. When I told this guy (who totally has a "salesperson" voice) that my boss would be out of town he suggested coming by the office to see me. Whatever.

Today he called because his GPS couldn't find our street name, so I gave him directions and he says, "I was thinking of bringing a little something for you. You know, for taking time out of your schedule." What? I was getting hit on! I told him that wasn't necessary and he said that maybe he would get to know me and send me something after dropping off the information.

I think I was a disappointment to him because Mr. Salesperson Voice (with what I think are hairplugs, as well as a gold chain and chest hair sticking out of his shirt) didn't follow up on his original offer or even ask for a business card. Shucks! I feel like I'm always missing out on the winners of the world. 

Oh well. Tomorrow's another day.

Ghost Town

"Everybody Dies." "Yeah, but usually at the end of their life, and just once."

Today, I treated myself. I checked out of work an hour early and took myself to see Ghost Town. From the previews, it looked like it might be kinda funny, but the biggest appeal was Greg Kinnear.

After laughing very hard throughout the entire movie and walking out feeling happy, I totally recommend it! Ricky Gervais is SO SO SO funny. His comedic timing couldn't be better. So, if you need a good movie to see, go see this one. 

What is the Universe Trying to Tell Me?

I know I've mentioned that I really like my co-workers, but I honestly do. It's like having an office full of big brothers (which can sometimes be annoying). Anyway, in the past week I have had four people ask me if I'm dating anyone right now, to which I roll my eyes and say no. Then, I'm in the middle of a work-related conversation and got shooed out of the office so my co-worker could have a 20-minute discussion about baseball. Which I'm totally cool with. I teased him about it afterward and he told me that he was really surprised more guys wouldn't want to date me because sports watching/obsession doesn't really bother me. I grew up in a household watching football and basketball. My mom is the more vocal supporter. Strange, I know. I'm also in a fantasy football league. I don't consider myself to be knowledgeable, but I'm always up for watching a game. 

Anyway, this all makes me wonder if the universe is trying to tell me something that I keep on missing.

Musical Memories

I am tired of all of my normal playlists, so today while at work I put my entire library on random. It has been a day full of songs that remind me of people and times in my life, so here's to a few of them:

"Hey Juliet" by LMNT - This one reminds me of Marin. For some reason, we just loved this song when we were living together (I can't remember if it was during the first or second time). Brings back memories of not ever getting enough sleep but always having fun!

"Step In the Name of Love" by R. Kelly - Not sure why, but I introduced my dad to this song and he would just blast this song and sing right along!

"I Just Called to Say I Love You" by Stevie Wonder - This song will forever remind me of my family. And the episode of the Cosby Show where the family went to the recording studio (remember Rudy and the giraffe?). When I'm in the car, I will usually sing at the top of my lungs!

Two Laughs in One Day

I went to lunch with my co-worker today and mentioned that I saw a picture of a guy wearing Girbaud jean shorts over the weekend and how much it took me back. Her response, "What are Girbaud's?" WHAT?!?! It made me feel very old. Once I started explaining them, she had a vague recollection of them. Really? How could one resist a guy in such pants? Mel, maybe you could tell us since I bet Todd has a pair in the closet. :)

Daddy Knows Best

I got this from my dad today. He either read my previous post or sensed that I needed a good laugh. Either way, this made me giggle!

INSTALLING A HUSBAND 

Dear Tech Support, 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. 

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 
Signed, Desperate 
------------------------------------------------------ 

Dear Desperate: 
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. 

But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). 

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. 

Good Luck, Tech Support

Done.

Today I am done with being alone. That's all. Just done. Now what to do about it...

Gratitude

I just read a little blog post in the Wall Street Journal about teaching kids gratitude. I think this is an important lesson for all of us, not just kids. I really like the idea about writing down things that make us smile or laugh. It's nice to remember that there are good things in our days!

Everything I Learned about Safe Deposit Boxes...

This just happened and is representative of a typical conversation here at my wonderful office:

Male Co-Worker #1 to MCW #2: "You're a manly man, right? If I were getting a 3x5 safe deposit box, which is the height and depth?"

Me (chiming in): "Usually there's a height, width and depth, you're missing a number."

Discussion continues...

MCW 1: "So it would be 3 feet by 5 feet."

Me: "That box would be almost as deep as I am tall!!!"

MCW 1: "But I just figured that it would be big. The one he pulls out in The Bourne Identity is pretty big."

The conversation goes on and gets to this point:

Female Co-Worker: "Do you even know how safe deposit boxes work? You have to give them ID and all sorts of stuff."

MCW 1: "No! In The Bourne Identity they use biometrics and stuff!"

Me: "So, basically, everything you know about safe deposit boxes, you learned from The Bourne Identity."

MCW 1: "Exactly!"

Maybe it's only funny to me. But we're supposed to be a professional organization and here is our controller learning from movies. Classic. 

Church History Weekend!

This trip was such an incredible experience! There are too many pictures to post, but I created a Picasa album if you're interested. There were around 80 members of my ward that attended, plus the bishopric and their wives and a member of the stake presidency and his wife. We went to Indepence, Liberty Jail, Far West, Nauvoo, Carthage, Mt. Pisgah, and Winter Quarters. Here are the highlights:

Independence and Adam-ondi-Ahman:

• Community of Christ Temple: We went on a tour and this was the hardest thing for me to hear. I think it may have been because, somewhere along the line, they had the fullness of the gospel and turned away from it. Also, the tour guide had a hard time articulating answers to the questions she was asked. It seems like they are more of a corporation and they prefer to push any responsibility and accountability to their congregations. She also said they were focused on peace and community building, but when asked what they do to build communities, she couldn't answer. Just my perception, but it was difficult.
  
• Did you know that the Saints had to have a special recommend to even move to Independence? I didn't.
• Adam-ondi-Ahman really is heaven on earth. The fact that we were able to visit right after a rainstorm probably added to the effect, but I loved the peaceful feeling there.

Nauvoo and Carthage:

• My great-great-great-grandpa, Daniel Spencer, was the mayor of Nauvoo after Joseph was martyred. 
• Carthage was such a moving experience for me. I don't have words for what I felt, but I do feel more connected to the early Saints and Joseph Smith because of my visit there. Thanks to Liz for letting me listen to Willard Richard's recounting of the event; it was such a good complement to everything I learned at the jail.
• Walking the Trail of Hope to the Mississippi and looking across the river, knowing the Saints had no choice but to cross it in freezing cold weather made me realize that I have been asked to sacrifice nothing in comparison to them. I am so grateful for their sacrifices and what they have given me.
• A couple that I grew up down the street from in Logan is serving a mission there. Very strange to run into them.
• We were able to have our Sacrament Meeting in the groves in Nauvoo. Although there was a woodpecker having a good time drilling into a tree, the meeting was very special and we got to learn all sorts of things about the rebuilding of the Nauvoo temple (which is beautiful).

Mount Pisgah:

• Settlement in Iowa for the Saints to rest at. The man who owns the land is not LDS, but wants to keep people visiting because of the historical importance of the site. It was very beautiful. 
• We were fed by the local Methodist church. This was such a neat experience for me. First of all, it was the best meal we at the whole trip. Second, after we ate, we were able to go into their chapel, learn about their religion, and sing some songs with their priest. Once we were done singing with him, we sang "God Be With You Til We Meet Again"...and I lost it. These people did such a great service for us, and I was truly grateful and could really feel the spirit there.

Winter Quarters/Kanesville:

• One of the guys in my ward hit on a sister missionary there.
• The temple is beautiful. There is some incredible stained glass done there.
• I was all by myself.

Other Highlights from the Trip:

• The high jump in our room.
• Craziness ensuing as soon as we hit the hotel room at night.
• My flight home being moved four times, the last being 15 minutes later than the original departure. 
• Having to go on the other bus the last day because of my dumb flight. I really missed everyone on my bus and was all by myself for the majority of the day.
• Buffalo Cold - Being so cold, you would sleep inside a buffalo; dead or alive. This is how we felt most nights in our hotel rooms.
• Fried Chicken Good - Basically sums up the food on the trip. We had three options for dinner most nights, and all of them were a gamble. The fried chicken actually ended up being the best bet.

I'm sure there are so many other things I am forgetting, but it's late. I loved the trip and am so glad I got the opportunity to go!

Amendment to Randomness

So, according to one person's beliefs, my post last night was incomplete. Because how could I be having the time of my life without her? Witness this person below.

Yes, my week would have been incomplete without the visit to her house. We had tons of fun catching up (it's only been a few weeks since we've seen each other, but it felt like forever) and talking about all of the decorating ideas for her house. So, with this amendment, I really am having the time of my life!

Recent Randomness in My Life

I know I need to post my church history trip (which was wonderful), but I couldn't not post all of the good, funny and random things that have happened in my life lately, so here it goes:

Good:

*I have awesome bosses! I got to talk to my boss in Brazil for the first time in a while today. Sometimes I don't think I miss him, and then I talk to him and realize that I kind of do. He was reminding me that I need to get married in order to gain celestial glory. And my new boss is great! He and his wife are getting settled and I did some stuff to help them out - nothing that I felt was above and beyond - but they gave me a nice gift as a thank you anyway!

*Awesome roommates! The girls I live with are always entertaining (see Random below).

*General good feelings about life. I love it. 

Funny:

*My co-worker's wife came in with their kids today and I was asking his son (3) if his new baby sister cried a lot and he said, "Yeah, but she's happy a lot, too." And then he went on his merry way with the Oreos I gave him.

Random:

*Guys giving very specific compliments:

-"I really like the shoes you wore yesterday"

-"I like that you wear high heels"

-"I like your sunglasses. You know how everyone has 'a thing'? Mine are sunglasses."

It's very off-putting to have a guy try to pinpoint something so particular to compliment. I prefer generalizations, like, "You look really nice today." Especially when I hardly know the guy, or in the case of the sunglasses, don't know the guy at all.

*The Dirty Dancing Concert - Did you know this is on the DVD? It's on my roommate's copy and oh so enlightening. Look at the great clip below. 

My roommate then proceeded to tell me that she kind of had a crush on the guy (something about 80's hair, I think).

Anyway, the church history post will come soon. For now I'm having the time of my life!

Strange Dream

I had a dream last night that I was dating Michael Phelps while he was still in the middle of all of his Olympic competition, but his coach, Tony couldn't find out because I was too much of a distraction. Strange. Mostly because I don't really think Mr. Phelps is that attractive. Sure, he's got muscles that never end and can be mildly attractive (see his arms in the picture to the left. Those who really know me know how weird I am about forearms), but then I see his teeth. And then I feel like he looks a little awkward. I think it's because it looks like his mouth is too wide for the bone structure of his teeth (if that makes any sense). So, anyway, here's to me and Michael. Hopefully we live strangely ever after.

P.S. I'm off to Nauvoo with my ward today! What a way to spend Labor Day weekend. :)

FIRE!!!

One of my executives is moving to Salt Lake at the end of this week and I had to run by the house he'll be living in to check some stuff out before he moves in. As I was driving, this is what I saw. I couldn't help but take a picture.

This picture is zoomed a little, but this is the view from his front porch. Pretty scary!

The fire did get put out eventually, but I can only imagine how nervous all the homeowners close by were! Since I was so close and watching the planes go right into the smoke, I couldn't help but think that firefighter's are more brave than I'll ever be!

Help a Sister Out!

I feel like all of you married women have really let me down! Why didn't anyway give me the rules to snagging a man? Check out this link. I want answers, not excuses!

P.S. Do all of the suggestions in the comments help or hurt? Not too sure.

What just happened?

Moments ago, there was a knock on the door. A very enthusiastic knock. I open the door and there's some random dude at the door who asks, "Has a chick in pink spandex come by your house?" Um...what? I told him no and he proceeded to tell me that he needed to get 20,000 points to get kicked out of the country for two weeks to Australia. Again, what? If I helped him out, I'd get a "bug off" sticker so the chick in pink spandex wouldn't be coming around. 

I might have indulged in his little spiel a little longer if I wasn't the only one in the living room and wasn't fearful for what this weirdo was really up to. But seriously, what? Who does that? I don't get it.

Greetings

I'm up in Deer Valley at a conference this week. This is honestly one of my favorite weeks of the year. It's the only time I get to see a lot of our reps, whom I love. Even though it's chaotic and I'm eating my first meal at 9:30 tonight (outside of two cookies and some Diet Coke), I wouldn't trade the lack of sleep for anything.

Now, as a man in business, greetings are easy. It's a handshake and maybe a half hug. Women don't have it so easy. The approach is always so awkward. Is he going to shake my hand? Hug me? If it's a hug, is it a half hug or a whole hug? Am I going to have to kiss on the cheek, or is he going to think I'm crazy for trying that (even though there are one or two reps that I wouldn't mind the kiss from)? AAAAH!!!!!! See how one could go crazy? Or maybe I'm just neurotic.

Adult?

There are moments in my life where I feel a little bit of a disconnect. Today was one of those days. Here I was, sitting in a meeting, spouting off opinions that people were actually listening to and while I'm having this conversation out loud, I couldn't help but think, "I'm an adult. I'm really having this conversation." I don't actually think of myself as an adult most of the time; not in the way I perceive "adult". Especially when I'm not in a work environment. I guess my age probably dictates otherwise. I suppose this is exactly what a "disconnect" is, though, right?

I Love Second Sundays

I just got home from my parents' house where we have family dinner every second Sunday. It is such chaos with 8 nieces and nephews and 1 cousin running around, but I wouldn't trade it for anything! I am so grateful that I have siblings (including the in-laws) who are more than just siblings, but friends as well. It is so much fun to go and hang out together and eat (because eating is always good).

It's kind of a different experience for me, because I'm the only one without kids of my own, but man these kids warm my heart. I almost always get greeted with a hug and a smile (the hugs are less frequent as they get older and are "too cool") and I love getting to see the funny things they do.

Anyway, I couldn't be more grateful for the life I've got right now!

Diversity

As I was driving home from the gym tonight (shock number one), I realized that I had diversified my drinking habits today. Not only did I have my usual staple of Diet Coke, I also had a nice mix of water AND orange juice in there (shock number two). Chalk one up for some sort of record!

Addictive Behaviors

I need to first thank Kim for the fantastic photo below.

Now, in this picture you can see two of my addictive behaviors. One: The Twilight books (I'm done with Breaking Dawn! Loved it.) Two: Diet Coke. Witness the three that kept me company near the couch while reading ALL DAY yesterday.

Surprising Comments from the Peanut Gallery

I'm sitting here at my computer, needing to get some work done, but totally avoiding it because well, it's 10pm and even though I didn't really get the opportunity to get any real work done during "normal" work hours (let's be honest, I don't know what normal work hours really are), I can't will myself to think about work much more. 

The main reason for the lack of time to work is because I was in meetings from 8:30 to 2:30 today. I didn't actually sit down to my desk until 3:00pm. But to the title of my post. One of the executives of my firm is in Colorado and every week we have a "weekly review" meeting with all of the managers. Now, said executive is a New Yorker through and through. He is incredibly intimidating if you haven't had the opportunity to have a real conversation with him. Even after that, he's still intimidating because he'll call you on your crap. And it's even harder to be called out with a New York accent. 

So... (wow this is long-winded) one of the other executives is talking about how he likes information and details and gossip from the industry, because there's usually truth in gossip. To move the meeting along, one of my co-workers chimed in saying "If any of you have any gossip to report, you know where to email your information." Next thing you know, intimidating New Yorker executive, from the peanut gallery (i.e.: the phone at the conference table) says, "Well, I hear Brad and Angelina are having marital problems."

As I type this, I realize it might be for my own well-being to transition from work brain to sleep brain, rather than for your amusement. However, have you ever had someone you know always surprising you with comments you never expect to come out of their mouth? That's how I felt today.

And now, I quit work for the night. My apologies for the rambling.

This is Me

I saw this and just laughed to myself. Mostly because, well, I am this pathetic when it comes to food.

Comic Courtesy: xkcd.com (way random, sometimes very funny)

Did you get it?

Last night, my brother and sis-in-law asked me to watch their kids so they could go to the Osmonds/Tab Choir performance. I went to dinner with them first so my niece could get fed one last time and then headed home. Jeanette had mentioned there were some kids over, so when I go there, this was basically the scene...

Okay, so maybe this wasn't exactly it, because this was later in the evening, but the only difference is two of the five boys in this room were still awake when I got there.

So it was just me and Seiji and he wanted to jump on the tramp. So we went outside and he was doing tricks for me. So we jumped, Misa thought it was the funniest thing. She and I sat and watched Seiji perform and she just laughed and laughed! She certainly loves her brother. Witness us enjoying the performance.

The pictures we were taking didn't capture the true scope of Seiji's mad tramp skills, so we decided to take video. And every time after he was done with his trick, he'd ask, "Did you get it?". The video below is the best version of it. And the best representation of the cute little guy that he is.

 

Anyway, when we decided to take videos he told me I should show it to all of my friends at school, so friends, here you go! Did you get it?

Superheroes?

In the past seven days, I have seen two "superhero" movies. The first was The Dark Knight. Twice. In 36 hours. I can honestly say I'm glad I saw it twice, though. I had talked to a friend about going on Saturday, so he went ahead and bought tickets early on in the week. Then a friend bought a ticket for me to the midnight showing. I couldn't say no!

They weren't kidding with the title. It was dark. I walked out of it the first time so disturbed with my friend asking, "Are you sure you want to see that a second time?" and I honestly wasn't sure. But, with the time to process and a second shot at it, I like it. It's incredibly well acted (Heath Ledger was too creepy for his own good). The action is seriously non-stop. It's intense. I had my face covered a lot of the time.  And, hello, Christian Bale? Aaron Eckhart? How can one miss with those men in a movie? Note, don't let the kiddies see it. Nightmares will ensue (maybe even for adults).

Next up, Hancock. I've had several people tell me what a good show it is. But I haven't heard anything except for what was already in the previews - Will Smith plays a person with superpowers who does good things with a bad approach. And is a drunk. And it's got Jason Bateman, too. Now, I won't spoil the movie for those of you who will be seeing it. I didn't really know what to expect when I walked into the movie. But even with not knowing what to expect, I didn't expect what I got. It was really good. I liked that it was about connecting.  

Both movies left me leaving the theater needing to process. I enjoy movies like that.

WHAT?!?!?!?!

I can't believe Mark stayed. I'm mad. Really? You had to let Will go? If only I had been home last night, maybe things would be different. That's it, I'm not dating anymore. Not if this is what's going to happen. This man is incredible and I don't get to watch him anymore. 

BTW, I really do have more of a life than TV, but honestly, who wants to hear about conference planning and making executives' lives easier? It's nothing that's super exciting, I promise.

Oh, and I'm not dramatic at all...

Doesn't Everyone Want A Man Like This?

This guy is incredible! He's got a good self esteem though...

Pure Cheese

I love the show Psych. If you have a sense of humor similar to mine, you would enjoy it. I saw this promo for the new season today and about died laughing...



P.S. Grant, if you see this, the cheesy facial expressions totally remind me of you. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've seen you sing this exact song in this exact manner. Probably why I love it so much! :)

Tender Mercies

Sometimes, I think the Lord knows I need a little pick me up. Case in point, I've been a little "off" today. But I went to pick up lunch for me and my boss and when I came into the building, a gentleman was getting on the elevator that looked familiar. Want to know why? Oh, he was in the Armor of God seminary video. Anyone remember it? Cause I sure do! So, here I am, riding up the elevator, singing "With helmet in place, with shield in hand..." inside my head and doing my very best not to ask him about it or giggle out loud. This is what I call a "tender mercy". Hope you guys can recognize them in your life today!

So You Think You Can Dance

I wish I could dance. And not look like a dork. But I can't, so I obsess over this show in the summer. I love it. Here is one of my favorites so far this season:

And here is my favorite of all time:

Some people don't like the contemporary, cause it borders on strange sometimes, but I love the passion and strength that goes into it, even if it's a little harsh. Anyway, here's to another reality TV addiction!!!

These Are My People

In late 2001, I had just broken up with a boyfriend, happened to sign on to instant messenger and talked to Marin for the first time in a while (other than random run-ins like at Off Broadway). I can't tell you how grateful I am to the Lord for that day when we began to hang out again. Because of that one little interaction on IM, I got to meet Milette. These two will forever be "my people".

Marin's here for a bunch of family things for the next few weeks and before she came in, she called so we could surprise Milette with a birthday dinner. It was SO much fun to watch Milette's reaction as Marin came into the restaurant. 

We spent the night reminiscing and catching up on all the things going on in our lives. Marin and I were talking when I dropped her off about how nice it was to have your friends that you can really be yourself with. These women know everything about me and they accept me anyway. We also discussed how nice it was to have people to be stupid with.

So girls, thanks for being my "stupid" friends! Much love!

P.S. I thought about posting a picture from St. George, but I figured I might lose you.

Dear Jason,

I've had a crush on you for a while. I know she broke your heart. Find my blog, contact me, we'll talk all about the Mormons, get married, and live happily ever after!

xoxo,

Karen

P.S. She was crazy to not pick you.

The Last Twenty Years

20 Years Ago...

1. I was six years old.

2. I was probably in Miss Hippwell's first grade class, scared to death.

3. I memorized the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence.

10 Years Ago...

1. I was 16 years old.

2. I'm sure I had a crush on Zach Greenhalgh.

3. I spent a lot of weekend nights at the Lighthouse.

5 Years Ago...

1. I was 21 years old.

2. I went to Las Vegas for the first time legally.

3. I met Clay Walker - my favorite country singer.

3 Years Ago..

1. I was 23 years old.

2. I lived with Marin at Royal Farms.

3. I bought my sweet Mazda 3.

1 Year Ago...

1. I was 25 years old.

2. My travels took me to Roswell, New Mexico and several countries on the Mediterranean.

3. I was realizing the words of a priesthood blessing having an impact on my life.

So Far This Year I...

1. Have learned to trust the Lord more in my life.

2. Have felt more blessed with everything the Lord has given me.

3. Have realized I can open myself up to someone if I choose to.

Yesterday I...

1. Got my hair done.

2. Watched "The Painted Veil".

3. Got to hear about my roommates' great dates!

Today I...

1. Went to church.

2. Ate a homecooked meal. :)

3. Will watch a cheesy Mormon movie.

Tomorrow I...

1. Will start my day with an early call.

2. Will hopefully get some work out of that call

3. Will do my best to have a positive attitude!

I tag Marin, Meg, and Liz!

Eye Candy Friday

I am posting this to help a good friend understand what country music means to me. Said friend is, for lack of a nicer term, not a fan of country music. I thought that my latest country crush, Chuck Wicks, could maybe sway her to the "dark side". I think he could persuade any woman to listen. Or at least stare for a while. See below for his looks and click on the YouTube link if you want to hear him (hopefully it works).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtOy8R01fTA

Happy Friday! 

Sacrilege or Something

As many of you know, my boss has been called to serve as a mission president in Brazil. I've spent a lot of time assisting him in preparing to leave and getting him out of the country. He spent the majority of this week at the MTC in a seminar with the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve. Today he told me how incredible it was to sit with these men, learn from them, and receive blessings. I know the missionaries and the members will be blessed by his humble leadership and his wife's incredibly loving spirit.

Anyway, to the point of the post. Right as my boss got home last night, his tutor called to let him know he'd left a package for him back at the MTC. So my boss called and asked me to go down and get it for him this morning. Now, I haven't been to the MTC since an ex-boyfriend went on a mission, so it was very strange pulling up and seeing all the "cute little guys" (as I normally refer to missionaries). I was walking out of the building and this very attractive (read: hot) guy held the door open for me. Now, my first thought was, "Wow, this is a hot guy...with no missionary tag on...", which, in an of itself, was exciting. My second thought, "Can I have these kinds of thoughts at the MTC?!?!?!" I don't know. What I do know, is I pulled away with a smile on my face (because there was a little bit of an acknowledgement between us) and feeling entirely sacrilegious for my thoughts.

So...apparently I have a blog.

Everyone's blogging lately...EVERYONE! And, since I'm such a curious soul, I decided to visit blogger.com. You know, research setting up my own. Lo and behold, I'd already set one up! Who knew? So, here goes nothing (really, I'm not that exciting).

Mel, hope you don't mind, but I'm stealing the "ABCs of Me" from you. Not that those of you who read this won't already know most of this about me, but, I figure it's a nice kick-off.

A: Attached or Single - Single

B: Best Friend - Mel

C: Cake or Pie - Cake (chocolate, specifically)

D: Day - Tuesday

E: Essential Item - This is difficult...maybe my cell phone?

F: Favorite Color - Red

G: Gummi Bears or Worms - Bears

H: Hometown - Murray, Utah

I: Indulgences - Diet Coke (indulgence or addiction? I can't decide)

J: January or July - January

K: Kids - Not yet!

L: Life is Incomplete Without - Family and books

M: Marriage Date - See "A"; hopefully by 2011 though.

N: Number of Siblings - 2 brothers, 1 sister; all older!

O: Oranges or Apples - Oranges

P: Phobias or Fears - This is a strange one, but not being loved or showing enough love

Q: Quote - "Yeah...about that..."

R: Reason to Smile - There aren't many reasons not to

S: Season - Spring or Fall

T: Tag Three - Anyone who wants to do this

U: Unknown Fact About Me - I really want to have the opportunity to do one of those volunteer/humanitarian trips

V: Vegitarian or Carnivore - Carnivore

W: Worst Habit - Biting my nails and fidgeting

X: X-Rays or Ultrasounds - No clue. I've never had an ultrasound and the only x-rays I can recall having are on my teeth

Y: Your Favorite Food - Chocolate

Z: Zodiac Sign - Aries

If my life gets interesting, you'll be sure to hear about it! Thanks for visiting!